CONFIDENTIAL
NO PHONES • NO LIGHTS • JUST MUSIC

WAREHOUSE CONFESSIONAL

Director's Cut
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WAREHOUSE CONFESSIONAL
LOCATION
Secret Venue, Los Angeles
Live Recording
0:00 / 0:00

This isn’t a DJ mix. This is the part of the movie they cut because test audiences cried too hard and called their exes. It’s the sonic equivalent of waking up in someone else’s coat, holding a receipt for “3 oysters, 2 espresso martinis, and a live snake,” and thinking: I was brave.

The Confession

Lore: Warehouse Confessional

"Warehouse Confessional is a live recording from a secret location in Los Angeles. No phones. No lights. Just music and the people who were there."

Visual Language

Energy: Frantic, sultry, "European" (No fire exit, but an orgy room). Voice: "no one talks about what happened in the booth." "Leaking eyeliner." Association: Lab Obsidian release.

Evidence
3 Oysters$45
2 Espresso Martinis$36
1 Live Snake (rental)$???
BraveryImmeasurable
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The best confessions happen when no one's recording. Except this time, someone was.

— Lab Obsidian Archives
HOUSE RULES
  • I.No fire exit, but an orgy room
  • II.Leaking eyeliner is a dress code
  • III.What happens in the booth stays in the booth